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（今天是芝加哥美好的一天） It is a beautiful day in Chicago today.
（气温预计华氏70多度） Temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s.
（现在，湖边是75度） Right now, 75 at the lakefront,
（中途国际机场74度，欧海尔机场73度） 74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare.
（现在空中...） And now, up in the sky,
春天不是读书天
-（唐·尼尔森在查看路况） - 费利斯？ - Don Nelson with SkyView traffic. - Ferris?
- （谢了，我们收到了路况） - 费利斯？ - Thanks. We've got scores of accidents. - Ferris?
汤姆！ Tom!
- 怎么回事？ - 是费利斯 - What's the matter? - It's Ferris.
- 怎么回事？ - 我的天，怎么回事？ - What? What's wrong? - What's wrong? For Christ's sake
你看他 look at him, honey.
费利斯？ Ferris?
他没有发烧，但是他说胃痛而且眼花 He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots.
什么状况，费利斯？ What's the matter, Ferris?
爸爸？ Papa?
你摸摸他的手，又冷又湿 Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy.
我很好 I'm fine.
- 我能起床 - 不行 - I can get up. - No.
- 今天有测验 - 不行 - I have a test today. - No.
你... You...
我一定要去 I have to take it.
我要上好大学，有丰富人生 I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life.
乖儿子，你这样子不能上学 Honey, you're not going to school like this, now.
这下可好，他又怎么了？ Fine. What's this? What's his problem?
- 他不舒服 - 是吗 - He doesn't feel well. - Yeah, right.
他手上的水可以灌溉草坪了 Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.
珍妮？是你吗？ Jeanie? Is that you?
珍妮，你站那么远我看不见 Jeanie? I can't see that far.
珍妮...我... Jeanie? Jeanie, I...
- 老弟，别装蒜 - 谢谢，珍妮，你去上学吧 - Bite the big one, Junior. - Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school.
你们要让他待在家？ Wait, you're letting him stay home?
我不敢相信，就算我双眼流血 I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes
你们仍会要我上学，这实在不公平 you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair.
珍妮，别为我难过 Jeanie, please don't be upset with me.
你该庆幸自己那么健康 You have your health. Be thankful.
我受够了，我不要再留在这个家 That's it. I want out of this family.
我没事，我会睡觉 I'm okay. I'll just sleep.
也许中午的时候会吃止痛药 Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon.
我今天会带佛蒙特州来的一家人去看房子 Now, listen, I'm showing some houses to that,
就在这附近 that family from Vermont today. So I'll be in the area.
若要找我，问我的同事便可以 Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay?
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
我会来电看你怎样 I'll check on you too, pal.
你们实在关心我 It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents.
你们真是特别的父母 You're both very special people.
赶快好起来，小南瓜 Now, you get better, pumpkin.
好的，小南瓜 Okay, pumpkin.
我六点准时到家 I'll be home at 6:00 sharp.
如果需要任何东西，打电话来 If you need anything, call.
打电话 Ringy- dingy.
- 爱你，乖儿子 - 我也爱你们 - We love you, sweetie. - I love you, too.
有需要随时来电 Call if you need us.
他们上当了 They bought it.
难以置信 Incredible.
我演得最不济的一次 One of the worst performances of my career
他们竟然没有怀疑 and they never doubted it for a second.
像这样一天我怎能上学呢？ How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
这已是我在本学期第九次病倒 This is my ninth sick day this semester.
实在很难想出什么新病症来 It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses.
下次再想请病假 我大概要把肺咳出来才行 If I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.
所以，我要好好利用今天的病假 So I better make this one count.
欺骗父母生病，关键就在潮湿的手掌 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.
这是最好的百搭病征 这招每次都有效 It's a good non- specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it.
很多人说装作发烧是最好方法 A lot of people will tell you that a good, phony fever is a dead lock.
但如果你妈紧张过度，你就得去看医生了 But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office.
这比上学还惨 That's worse than school.
装作胃痉挛 You fake a stomach cramp
在弯腰呻吟的时候 and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing,
舔湿你的手掌 you lick your palms.
这样既幼稚又无聊 It's a little childish and stupid,
但上高中又何尝不是呢？ but then, so is high school.
人生匆匆 Life moves pretty fast.
如果你不偶尔停下来四处看看，会错过很多事 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
今天真的有测验，我没有说谎 I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.
题目是欧洲社会主义，但测验有什么用呢？ It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point?
我不是欧洲人，也不打算去欧洲 I'm not European. I don't plan on being European.
管他是不是社会主义 So, who gives a crap if they're socialists?
就算是法西斯无政府主义 They could be fascist anarchists.
也无法令我有车代步 It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
我记起秋天时的中央公园 I recall Central Park in fall.
我并非容忍法西斯主义 It's not that I condone fascism
或任何主义 or any "ism," for that matter.
所有的主义都是不好的 "Isms," in my opinion, are not good.
人不该相信什么主义，该相信自己 A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself.
引用约翰·列侬的话 “我不相信披头士，我相信自己” I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."
有道理，毕竟他是海象（注：披头士歌曲） A good point there. After all, he was "The Walrus."
我也可以这样，但我仍得搭人家的顺风车 I could be "The Walrus." I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
- 亚当斯？ - 有 - Adams? - Here.
- 亚当利？ - 有 - Adamley? - Here.
亚当莫斯基？ Adamowsky?
- 亚当森？ - 有 - Adamson? - Here.
- 艾德勒？ - 有 - Adler? - Here.
安德森？ Anderson?
- 安德森？ - 有 - Anderson? - Here.
布费利？ Bueller?
- 布费利？ - 他生病了 - Bueller? - He's sick.
我闺密的姐姐的男友的兄弟的女朋友 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend
听说有个认识的小鬼 昨晚这小鬼和女孩外出的时候 heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going
看见费利斯昏倒在三一冰淇淋店 with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty- One Flavors last night.
情况好像很严重 I guess it's pretty serious.
- 谢谢你，席梦 - 别客气 - Thank you, Simone. - No problem whatsoever.
富莱？富莱？ Frye? Frye?
富莱？ Frye?
喂 Hello?
- 卡麦隆，怎么啦？ - 没什么 - Cameron, babe, what's happening? - Very little.
- 感觉如何？ - 完全崩溃 - How do you feel? - Shredded.
你妈妈在你房间吗？ Is your mother in the room?
她在迪凯特（注：美国城市） 可惜她不会留在那里 She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
我今天休假 你穿上衣服赶快过来 I'm taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over.
不行，蠢货，我病倒了 I can't, stupid, I'm sick.
那是你的心理作用 That's all in your head.
快过来 Come on over.
我很不舒服，费利斯 我哪里也不想去 I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.
实在很遗憾，快开车过来接我 I'm sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick me up.
我快死了 I'm dying.
你不会死，你只是无所事事罢了 You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.
卡麦隆绝对需要休假 If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron.
上大学之前，他有很多东西要搞清楚 He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates.
他不能神经紧绷绷地去上大学 He can't be wound up this tight and go to college.
室友会杀了他的 His roommate will kill him.
卡麦隆停留在埃及之地 When Cameron was in Egypt's land
（出埃及记）
放卡麦隆走吧 Let my Cameron go
粗俗的说，卡麦隆太紧张了 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight
如果把一节木炭塞进他的屁眼 that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass,
两周后就会变成钻石 in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
凯蒂·布费利 Katie Bueller.
我是艾德华·鲁尼，训导主任 This is Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students.
我的天，真抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
我忘了致电给你们 I just completely forgot to call.
你知道你的儿子今天没上学吗？ Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?
没错，费利斯病了，在家休养 Yes, I am. Ferris is home, sick.
我今天早上要开会 Now, I had a meeting first thing this morning.
我应该先打电话的，但我完全忘了 I know I should have called, it just completely slipped my mind.
真的很抱歉 I'm really very sorry.
布费利太太，你知道... Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that
费利斯的出勤纪录... Ferris does not have what we consider to be
并不如我们想像的完美？ an exemplary attendance record?
我不懂 I don't understand.
他这个学期缺课的次数太多 He has missed an unacceptable number of school days.
站在教育的立场 In the opinion of this educator,
费利斯并没有把学业当一回事 Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously.
我今天早上查了他的纪录 Now, I've spent my morning examining his records.
若他以为这样可顺利毕业 If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month
就大错特错了 and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken.
我别无选择 I have no reservation, whatsoever,
只能让他留级 about holding him back another year.
- 我完全不知道这回事 - 通常如此 - This is all news to me. - Usually is.
他这学期已经缺课了九次 So far this semester he has been absent nine times.
- 九次？ - 九次 - Nine times? - Nine times.
我不记得他有病倒九次 I don't remember him being sick nine times.
很可能他没病，他是翘课了 That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school.
醒醒吧，布费利太太 Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller.
你被愚弄了 It's a fool's paradise.
那坏小子误导了你 He is just leading you down the primrose path.
我不相信 I can't believe it.
证据就在我的面前 I've got it right here in front of me.
他缺课九次 He has missed nine days.
缺课次数：5
缺课次数：4
缺课次数：3
缺课次数：2
我想要台车，却得到电脑 I asked for a car, I got a computer.
真不幸 How's that for being born under a bad sign?
葛蕾斯 Grace?
葛蕾斯 Grace!
鲁尼先生，我向你保证费利斯在家 Look, I can give you every assurance, Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home
他病得很重 and he is very ill.
我甚至不想抛下他一人 In fact, I debated whether or not I should even leave him.
葛蕾斯 Grace!
我能理解每年这个时候 孩子最容易不想上学 I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off.
但是费利斯真的病得很严重 However, in Ferris' case, I can assure you, he is truly a very sick boy.
无师自通 Never had one lesson.
1930年 In 1930,
共和党多数的众议院 the Republican- controlled House of Representatives,
努力缓和... in an effort to alleviate the effects of the...
有谁知道？有谁知道？ 为了减轻大萧条的影响 Anyone? Anyone? The Great Depression,
所以通过... 有谁知道？有谁知道？ passed the... Anyone? Anyone?
通过荷里- 史默特法案，该法案用来... The tariff bill, the Hawley- Smoot Tariff Act which...
有谁知道？提高或降低？ Anyone? Raised or lowered?
提高关税 Raised tariffs
试图增加联邦政府收入 in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government.
有效吗？有谁知道？ 有谁知道有效吗？ Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects?
没效，而且我国陷入了更大的萧条 It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression.
今天我们有类似的议论 Today, we have a similar debate over this.
有谁知道是什么？有谁知道？ Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone?
有谁知道？ Anyone?
有人看过这个图？ Anyone seen this before?
拉弗曲线图 有谁知道这张图在说什么？ The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says?
说明在岁入的曲线上... It says, that at this point on the revenue curve,
这个点和那个点完全一样 you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point.
这是非常有争议的 This is very controversial.
有人知道1980年副总统布希称这个为什么？ Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980?
有谁知道？ Anyone?
什么"毒"经济学？ Something "d- o- o" economics.
巫毒经济学 Voodoo economics.
珍妮 Jeanie.
你弟弟的事我很难过 I'm really sorry about your brother.
你难过个屁？ 每天和坏东西住在一起的是我 What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake.
我是听说他病得很重 No, I mean, I heard he's really sick.
谁说他病了？ Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick?
大家都说他病入膏肓 A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death.
生物课的人说 This guy in my biology class
如果他死了，他会把眼角膜捐给史堤菲温达 said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder.
他实在好心 再见 He's such a sweetie. Got to go.
- 嗨，珍妮 - 闭嘴 - Hi, Jeanie. - Shut up.
拜托告诉我，情况很严重吗？ Please, do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation?
你看过异形吗？ Well, did you see Alien?
有个怪物在人的肚子里面 When that creature was in that guy's stomach?
就像那样 It kind of feels like that.
一年级菜鸟 Freshmen.
你开玩笑的吧？ Goddamn, are you kidding?
我像在开玩笑吗？ No, of course I'm not kidding. Do I sound like I'm kidding?
他在和谁说话？ Who's he talking to?
费利斯·布费利，你认识他吗？ Ferris Bueller, do you know him?
当然，他把我从暑修班弄出来 Yeah. He's getting me out of summer school.
谢谢你告诉我们你的病情 We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing.
我们要闪了，想开一点，兄弟 We've got to buzz. Keep a good thought, dude.
谢了 Thanks.
靠，希望他别死 Shit. I hope he doesn't die.
否则我今夏一定很难捱 I can't handle summer school.
- 叫别的人来听吧 - 没问题，等等 - Wait a minute, give me somebody else. - Yeah, sure, hold on.
你怎样撕破自己的裙子，我承认，真是一团糟… How you tore your dress what a mess,I confess...
- 你看过异形吗？ - 当然 - You see Alien? - Yeah, why?
- 哈罗 - 嗨 - Hello? - Hi.
费利斯，身体如何？ Hi, Ferris, how's your bod?
你好像病得很重 Oh, my God, you're dying?
- 很严重吗？ - 不知道，希望不会 - Is it serious? - I don't know. I hope not.
- 我也许需要换肾 - 靠 - Think I may need a kidney transplant. - Shit.
- 你担心吗？ - 抱歉 - Are you upset? - Excuse me.
- 你会活到周末吗？ - 没问题的 - Think you'll be alive this weekend? - Yeah, I'd say I will.
太好了，或许到时去探望你 Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye.
我绝对不相信这小子 我恨不得踢他走 I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
你的膝盖不好，不能再踢人了 Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.
这是实话 It's true.
费利斯·布费利这种学生的危害就是 What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is
他会教坏好学生 he gives good kids bad ideas.
我最不想见到 The last thing I need at this point in my career is
有1,500个费利斯·布费利的信徒充满校园 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls.
他破坏了我掌控学生的能力 He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
他的作为让你看起来像混蛋 Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.
谢谢你，葛蕾斯，我认为你错了 Thank you, Grace. I think you're wrong.
他很受欢迎的 Well, he's very popular, Ed.
爱运动的、飙车的、古怪的、放荡的… The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts,
嗜血的、爱浪费的、爱哭的、愚蠢的 bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads,
都喜欢他 they all adore him.
他们觉得他是正义使者 They think he's a righteous dude.
所以我才一定要逮到他 That is why I have got to catch him this time.
让那些小鬼看看 To show these kids that the example he sets
他这样是没前途的 is a first- class ticket to nowhere.
艾德 Ed.
你好像《肮脏的哈里》一样（伊斯特伍德主演电影） You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
是吗？ Really?
过奖，葛蕾斯 Thanks, Grace.
我很认真，兄弟，太夸张了 I'm serious, man, this is ridiculous.
我一直在家里等你 Making me wait around the house for you.
让我安息吧 Why can't you let me rot in peace?
卡麦隆，这是我第九次病假 Cameron, this is my ninth sick day.
被逮到我就不能毕业了 If I get caught, I won't graduate.
我是为了你而冒险 I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you.
- 你知道什么是心律舒张期吗？ - 勇敢一点 - Do you know what my diastolic is? - Be a man.
吃点胃药，穿上衣服，过来接我 Take some Pepto- Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here.
- 我受够了 - 闭嘴 - I'm tired of this stuff. - Shut up.
等等再吃药，我接另一通电话 Hold your water for a second, I got another call.
- 哈罗 - 费利斯 - Hello? - Ferris?
嗨 Hi.
你听起来糟透了 You sound terrible.
真的吗？我还以为自己的情况好转呢 Really? Darn. I thought I was improving.
你在睡觉吗？ Were you sleeping?
爸，等一等好吗？ Dad, can you hang on for a second?
- 没问题 - 等等 - Sure, pal. - Hang on.
- 卡麦隆，是我爸 - 好极了 - Cameron, it's my dad. - Great.
别把我扯进来 Keep me out of it.
如果你15分钟不过来 再去找个好朋友吧 If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend.
你从五年级就这样说了 You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
- 爸 - 是 - Dad? - Yeah?
说这么多话让我有点头昏 All this talking has made me kind of light- headed.
我要躺一下 I think I ought to lie down.
洗个热水澡，把热毛巾包在头上 Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head.
- 热毛巾包在头上？ - 然后 - Wrap a hot towel around my head? - And then
弄杯热汤，小睡一下，好吗？ make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay?
好 Okay.
- 费利斯？ - 什么？ - Hey, Ferris? - Yeah?
- 爱你，儿子 - 我也爱你 - Love you, pal. - I love you, too.
我对卡麦隆很失望 I'm so disappointed in Cameron.
赌20块，他现在一定坐在车里，挣扎着是否出门 $20 says he's sitting in his car, debating about whether or not he should go out.
他会一直打电话来 He'll keep calling me.
他会一直打电话来直到我出门 He'll keep calling me until I come over.
他会让我有罪恶感 He'll make me feel guilty.
这... This...
太荒谬了 好吧，我去！我去！我去！ This is ridiculous. Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
靠 Shit.
王八蛋！ Goddamn it!
算了吧，不管了 Forget it. That's it.
我不要去 I'm not going.
作者... In
用什么... what way
方式让... does the author's use
监狱... of the prison
象征... symbolize
主角的奋斗？ 而且... the protagonist's struggle? And
和我们刚才讨论的... how does this relate
讽刺手法有什么相关呢？ to our discussion of the uses of irony?
诺兰先生，打扰一下？ Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt, please?
丝隆·彼得森？ Sloane Peterson?
借一步说话，亲爱的 May I have a word with you, dear?
亲爱的，恐怕我带来了坏消息 My dear, I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings.
你父亲来电 Your father called.
你外婆过世了 Your grandmother has just passed.
- 不 - 哦，亲爱的 - No. - Oh, darling. Oh, honey.
外婆过世？ Dead grandmother?
没错，彼得森先生是这么说的 Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said.
我请校护去通知丝隆了，可怜的孩子 I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb.
这女孩最近和谁交往？ Who's this girl going out with?
这几天很难说 It's so hard to tell these days.
我确定看到她和费利斯·布费利在一起 I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit.
替我找彼得森先生的电话 Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please?
没问题 Surely.
- 训导处 - 我是乔治·彼得森 - Ed Rooney's office. - This is George Peterson.
等等 Please hold.
没想到吧？彼得森先生来电 What do you know? It's Mr. Peterson.
你还要他的电话吗？ You still want his daytime number?
- 我是艾德·鲁尼 - 艾德，我是乔治·彼得森 - Ed Rooney. - Ed. This is George Peterson.
今天过得好吗，先生？ How are you today, sir?
其实并不好，今天早上家逢不幸 We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard.
我有所听闻，请节哀顺变 Yeah, I heard, and I'm all broken up.
- 真是不幸 - 是啊 - Boy, what a blow. - Yeah. Yeah.
今天早上真难熬，而且 Well, it's been a tough morning, and
还有许多家族琐事要处理，所以... we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So
我很感激能否请你 允许丝隆休一天假 if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.
当然，我很乐意 Sure, I'd be happy to.
只要你把尸体带过来 Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and
我就给她休假 I'll release Sloane.
首先，我要亲眼看见这死去的外婆 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.
你在说什么？ Ed?
没事的，葛蕾斯 是费利斯·布费利，这小鬼 It's all right, Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp.
我要设陷阱逮住他 I'm gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it.
艾德，你是说要看到尸体？ Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?
没错 Yeah, that's right.
把那个老骨头送过来 我就放了你的女儿 Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter.
- 这是学校的规定 - 是吗？ - You know, that's school policy. - Oh?
- 是你的母亲吗？ - 不，是内子的母亲 - Was this your mother? - No, my wife's mother.
训导处 Ed Rooney's office.
我是费利斯·布费利，鲁尼先生在吗？ Hi, this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 Hold.
我告诉你，猪头 Tell you what, dip- shit,
你不喜欢我的规定 你干脆过来 you don't like my policies you can just come on down here, and
亲亲我又大又老的白屁股 smooch my big old white butt.
- 艾德 - 真的没有，什么事？ - Ed. - Pucker up, buttercup. What?
费利斯在二线 Ferris Bueller's on line two.
鲁尼先生您好 Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing?
抱歉打扰你的工作，我今天不舒服 Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you at work, but I'm not feeling very well today
能否请我的姐姐 and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home
把我的功课带回来 any assignments from my classes that I might need.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
彼得森先生？ Mr. Peterson?
我要向您道歉，先生 I think I owe you an apology, sir.
- 你应该如此 - 我... - Well, I should say you do. - I...
我... I, I, I...
你是应该要道歉，该死的 Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake.
我的亲人过世 A family member dies
你却侮辱我 你他妈到底在发什么疯？ and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway?
呃... Well...
我真的不知道，先生 I really don't know, sir.
我真的不知道是在和您通话 I mean, I didn't think I was talking to you.
我以为是别人 I thought I was talking to somebody else.
我绝对不是故意侮辱您，我... You know, sir, that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I...
我简直是无地自容 I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am.
- 什么？ - 原谅我的粗鲁 - What? - Pardon my French,
但你是个傻逼 but you're an asshole.
- 你要干啥？ - 傻逼 - What do you want? - Asshole.
您骂得对极了，先生 Absolutely right, sir. You've hit the nail right on the head.
快把她找出来 Find out where she is.
这事还没完，混蛋 你听懂了吗？ This isn't over yet, buster. Do you read me?
听懂了，彼得森先生 Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson.
叫我"长官"，该死的！ Call me "sir," goddamn it!
- 是，长官 - 这才像话 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. - That's better.
你要打醒十二分精神 And you just mind your p's and q's, buster.
并记着你要应付的是谁 And remember who you're dealing with.
布费利，费利斯·布费利 Bueller, Ferris Bueller.
我很害怕，他认出我的声音怎么办 Now, I'm a little scared 'cause what if he recognizes my voice?
- 不可能，你做得很好 - 是吗？ - Impossible. You're doing great. - Yeah?
她在...等等 She's in... Wait.
鲁尼！ Rooney!
鲁尼，冷静下来！ Rooney, calm down!
再等一下 Just a moment.
艾德！快来！ Ed! Get in here!
办公室有点状况，长官 Just a little office difficulty, sir.
鲁尼，我没时间整天骂你 Rooney, I don't have all day to bark at you.
长话短说 So I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
那就太好了 It's great. Perfect. I love it.
我要小女10分钟后独自在校门口 I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself.
不要有任何人...干嘛？ I don't want anybody... What?
这样太可疑了，他会觉得不对劲 It's too suspicious. He'll think something's up.
- 挂掉 - 你说 - Cover it. - You.
- 快说 - 你说 - Talk. - You.
- 快说 - 拜托 - Talk. - Come on.
快说话 Talk. No.
鲁尼！鲁尼 Rooney! Rooney.
是... Yes, yes.
注意听，我改主意了 Listen here, pay attention. I changed my mind.
我要你在学校门口陪着她 I want you out in front of the school with her.
我要和你谈谈 I'd like to have a few words with you, by God.
我们现在没时间 On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now.
午饭时候再跟你说 We'll get together soon and we'll have lunch.
你怎么搞的？ What the hell is wrong with you?
等等 Wait.
- 你没脑子吗？ - 你干嘛踢我？ - Where's your brain? - Why'd you kick me?
- 你没脑子吗？ - 我先问你的 - Where's your brain? - I asked you first.
若鲁尼陪着丝隆，我们要怎么接她？ How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?
我说让她一个人，你又抓狂 I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.
我不是...我不是打你 只是轻轻拍一下 Now, I didn't... I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you.
你就是打我 You hit me.
如果你不喜欢我的作法 Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap
就别叫我加入你的无聊大计 if you don't like the way I do it.
你逼我起床逼我过来 You make me get out of bed. You make me come over here.
又叫我打冒充电话给艾德华·鲁尼？ You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney?
那个人会置我于死地 The man could squash my nuts into oblivion, and then,
而你竟然全不理会我的感受 and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
我没有，我没有不顾你的感受 No, I did not deliberately... I didn't deliberately hurt your feelings.
- 真的？ - 真的没有 - Really? - Really, no. No, I didn't.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
再见，我回家了 See you later, pal, I'm going home.
- 不不，拜托，别这样 - 祝你好运 - No, no, come on, don't do that. - Have a nice life.
卡麦隆，等等 卡麦隆，回来啦 Cameron, wait a minute. Cameron, come back.
我不是故意发脾气 对不起，没必要这样 I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm sorry. It was uncalled for.
- 真的？ - 真的 - You serious? - Yeah.
来吧 Here you go.
谢了 Thank you.
但你确实搞砸了，对吧？ You did screw up, though, right?
虽然不完全是你的错 I mean, not that it was completely your fault.
- 什么？ - 呃... - Why? - Well,
为了挽救这个情况 to fix the situation
我需要你帮忙 I'm gonna have to ask you for a small favor.
这辆1961年法拉利250GT加利福尼亚版 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California.
全球不到100辆 Less than 100 were made.
我爸花了三年才修好这台车 My father spent three years restoring this car.
这是他的至爱、他的命根... It is his love, it is his passion...
也是他的错，因为他没锁车库 It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
费利斯，你在说什么？ Ferris, what are you talking about?
费利斯，我爸视这车如命 Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
这样的男人配不上这台车 A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
不行... No. No.
- 显然你并不了解 - 哇 - Apparently you don't understand. - Wow.
费利斯，他从没开过这台车 Ferris, he never drives it.
他只是擦拭而已 He just rubs it with a diaper.
你还记得我弄坏牙套的时候 我爸发疯的模样吗？ Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?
牙套只是一块烂塑胶而已 这却是一台法拉利 Come on, that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari.
卡麦隆，很抱歉 我们不能开你的车去接丝隆 Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloane in your car.
鲁尼绝对不相信 彼得森先生会开你那辆废铁 Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.
- 那不是废铁 - 那就是烂车 - It's not a piece of shit. - It is a piece of shit.
别难过，我连废铁也没有，我很羡慕你 Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours.
谢了 Thanks.
很抱歉，已经没有别的办法了 Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do.
- 他有纪录里程数 - 他不相信你吗？ - He knows the mileage, Ferris. - He doesn't trust you?
- 从来没信过，以后也不会 - 很简单 - Never has, never will. - Look, this is real simple.
无论开到什么里程数，改回来就行 Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off.
- 怎么做？ - 倒车回家 - How? - We'll drive home backwards.
不行！ No. No!
费利斯，真的不行，你还是想点别的吧 Ferris, forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else.
我把脚放进去了 I'm putting my foot down.
我们租一台凯迪拉克吧？我出钱 How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat.
我们可以叫一台豪华轿车！ We could call a limo!
超长的那种，还有电视和吧台 A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar.
好不好？ How about that?
来吧，开心一下 Come on, live a little.
我要再一次表达 对于你家的变故，我是多么伤心 Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I...
我曾经也有祖母 I had a grandmother, once.
更有两位祖母 Two, actually.
（赤字最后由谁支付？有人知道吗？） Deficits. Who will have to pay that eventually? Anyone? Anyone know?
"生命苦短" "Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live
"苦难遍布" "and is full of misery
"朝花夕拾" "He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r
"如梦似烟" "He flee'th as if it were a shadow
"昙花一现" "and never continueth in one stay"
亲爱的 Oh, dear.
如若在苦难与虚无之间选择 Between grief and nothing,
我选择苦难 I'll take grief.
妙极 Great.
丝隆，亲爱的 Oh, Sloane, dear.
快上车 Hurry along now.
是我爸来了 I guess that's my dad.
- 是啊 - 我走了 - Yeah. - Gotta go.
鲁尼先生... Mr. Rooney...
- 艾德，你真是个君子 - 谢谢 - Ed, you're a beautiful man. - Thank you.
我很感谢你的体贴与关心 I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion.
（比什么费率高？有谁知道？） Higher "what" rates? Anyone?
（比税负边际费率高，还有问题吗？） Higher marginal rates on your taxes. Any questions so far?
靠 Shit.
- 嗨 - 不亲爸爸一下吗？ - Hi. - Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
说真的吗？ Are you kidding?
看来这是他们的家族传统 So, that's how it is in their family.
- 嗨，卡麦隆，舒服吗？ - 嗨，丝隆，不舒服 - Hi, Cameron. You comfortable? - Hi, Sloane. No.
我们打算做什么？ What are we gonna do?
问题不是：我们打算做什么？ The question isn't: What are we going to do?
问题是：我们不打算做什么？ The question is: What aren't we going to do?
别说我们不打算开车回家 Don't say we're not going to take the car home.
拜托别说我们不打算开车回家 Please don't say we're not going to take the car home.
如果你开着这样的一台车 If you had access to a car like this,
你会马上开回家吗？ would you take it back right away?
我也不会 Neither would I.
（伊利诺车牌，紧张大师）
费利斯，慢一点 Hey, Ferris, don't go so fast!
- 红线，红线，红线 - 费利斯，下车 - Red line, red line, red line. - Ferris, get out!
谢谢 Thank you.
救救费利斯 Save Ferris.
神爱你，你真慷慨 God loves you, you're very generous.
救救费利斯，救救费利斯 Save Ferris, save Ferris.
救救费利斯·布费利，救救费利斯 Save Ferris Bueller. Save Ferris.
- 救救费利斯？ - 什么？ - Save Ferris? - What?
我们在募款帮费利斯·布费利买肾 Well, see, we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney
已经募到5万元了，你能帮帮... and they run about $50,000, so if you could help out...
- 滚远一点 - 你说什么？ - Go piss up a flagpole. - I'm sorry?
你真可悲 - You should be. - Hey...
嘿，嘿 Hey! Hey...
如果有一天你需要... What if you need a favor someday
费利斯·布费利的帮忙呢？ from Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be, huh?
无情的女人 You heartless wench.
一线接通了彼德森家 Peterson home on line one.
- 这次小心说话 - 管好你自己 - And watch your mouth this time. - Go soak your head.
我们暂时无法接电话 We can't come to the phone right now.
家族遭逢丧事 We've had a death in the family.
葛蕾斯 Grace,
一定是布费利弄出的好事 Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind.
还有丝隆也是共谋 And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.
还有她的外婆 Her grandmother, too.
猪头 You pinhead.
要联络我们，请拨以下电话 If you need to reach us we'll be at the following number.
好 Okay.
我能当上训导主任 I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot- nosed punk
自然有我的过人之处 leave my cheese out in the wind.
这是卡顿兄弟殡仪馆 You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary.
非常抱歉无法接听来电 We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now,
请留下姓名及电话 but if you leave your name and number,
我们会尽快回电 we'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible.
这里面一定有问题 Something's going on, goddamn it.
我一定要查出来 And I'm gonna find out what it is.
我要逮到这小子 毁掉他的前途 I'm gonna catch this kid and I'm gonna put one hell of a dent in his future.
十五年后当他回首自己失败的一生 Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become,
他就会想起艾德华·鲁尼 he is going to remember Edward Rooney.
- 不行 - 什么？ - Wrong. - What?
这里不行 Not here.
不能把车放在这 We're not leaving the car here.
- 为什么？ - 就是不行 - Why not? - Because we're not.
我要这台车立刻回家 I want the car back home where it belongs, right now.
我们回去 Come on, let's go.
卡麦隆，怎么了？这是车库呀 Cameron, what's gonna happen to it? It's in a garage.
车子可能会撞坏、被偷、刮伤 It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched,
冒黑烟、沾到鸟屎，谁知道？ breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it. Who knows?
拜托，冷静好吗？ Listen, will you calm down, please?
我付五块钱请那人看着车 I'm gonna give the guy $5 to watch it.
什么人？ What guy?
你好 Hey, how you doing?
你会说英语吗？ Do you speak English?
你以为这是什么国家？ What country do you think this is?
那好 Okay. Listen,
我想请你特别照顾这台车，好吗？ I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay?
- 没问题 - 好极了 - Hey, no problem. - Great.
相信我 Trust me.
- 先生？ - 来吧 - Sir? - Come on.
来 Come.
放轻松 Relax.
大家别担心，我是专业的 You fellows have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional.
什么专业？ Professional what?
有钱使得鬼推磨 See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude?
卡麦隆，来啦 Cameron, come on.
来吧，来吧 Come on, come on.
买报纸？ Paper?
你看！ Hey, look at that.
快点！ Go! Go!
祝福他没事 Bless his little heart.
九次 Nine times.
- 费利斯，车子应该没事吧？ - 当然 - Ferris, you think the car's all right? - Sure.
这是全球最高的大厦 This is the world's tallest building.
费利斯，我觉得不舒服，我们走吧？ Ferris, I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon?
在1,353英尺的高空... 1,353 feet up in the air...
来，像这样爬上去 Here, climb up on this.
大家都来吧 Come on, everybody.
卡麦隆 Cameron.
现在 Okay, now
把头靠在玻璃上面 lean forward against the glass like this.
我的天 Oh, my God.
很棒吧？ Isn’t that great?
城市看起来很平静 The city looks so peaceful from up here.
在1,353英尺的高空 所有事物都很平静 Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet.
我好像看到我爸了 I think I see my dad.
走吧，还有好多事要做 We got a lot to do, let's go.
该死 Shit.
这王八蛋一定就在哪个地方 The son of a bitch is down there somewhere.
- 你想结婚吗？ - 想啊 - You want to get married? - Sure.
今天？ Today?
我是认真的 I'm serious.
- 我才不要今天结婚 - 为什么不？ - I'm not getting married. - Why not?
什么"为什么不"？好好想想 What do you mean, "Why not?" Think about it.
除了太年轻... Well, no, besides being too young,
没地方住... having no place to live,
还会成为唯一一个已婚的拉拉队员，除此之外 you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband,
告诉我今天不能结婚的好理由 give me one good reason why not.
我告诉你两个好理由：就是我妈和我爸 I'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father.
他们结婚，但彼此憎恨 They're married and they hate each other.
你见过他们，对吧？ You've seen them. Am I right?
- 那又怎么样？ - 就像那台法拉利 - So what? - Well, it's like that car.
我爸爱那法拉利，却恨他的老婆 He loves the car. He hates his wife.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们可以离开这里吗？ Can we please get the hell out of here?
我觉得很不自在 This place gives me the creeps.
为什么不早说我们要来... Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a...
- 可以为各位效劳吗？ - 当然 - Hello, may I help you? - You can sure as hell try.
我是艾柏·弗洛曼 Hi. I'm Abe Froman.
订了三位，十二点 Party of three for 12:00.
有问题吗？ Is there a problem?
- 你是艾柏·弗洛曼？ - 没错，我是艾柏·弗洛曼 - You are Abe Froman? - That's right. I'm Abe Froman.
芝加哥香肠大王？ The sausage king of Chicago?
就是我 Yeah. That's me.
年轻人 Listen, young man,
别开玩笑了，我很忙的 entre nous, I'm very busy here.
为什么你们不回俱乐部玩去呢？ Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
你是在说我不是弗洛曼本人？ Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
你们最好在我发火之前离开 I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
- 流鼻涕？ - 发火 - Snooty? - Snotty.
- 流鼻涕？ - 好啦，艾柏，我们走吧 - Snotty? - Okay, Abe, let's go.
我不会走的 No, I'm not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated.
听着，年轻人，你再不出去 Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside
我会叫警察来 or I'm going to have to call the police.
你... The...
- 你要叫警察？ - 没错 - You're gonna call the police on me? - Yes.
那好，我亲自来叫 Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself.
那就叫吧 Yes. Call the police.
这下可热闹了 This'll be a hoot.
电话给我，我有另一通外线 Here, give me the phone. I have another call.
- 不 - 我受够了你们的把戏 - No. - I've had enough of this horsing around.
- 电话还我 - 你敢碰我，我就大叫" - Give me the phone back. - You touch me, I yell, "Rat."
自己去找别的电话 There's another phone around here somewhere. Find it.
走着瞧 Wonderful.
我对未来感到悲哀 I weep for the future.
好了啦，费利斯，我们走吧？ Okay, Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
费利斯，拜托，你太过分了 你会穿帮的 Ferris, please. You've gone too far. You're gonna get busted.
A：首先，没有过分这回事 A: You can never go too far.
B：我也不会被这种家伙抓到 B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
拜托啦，"艾柏" Come on, "Abe."
找艾柏·弗洛曼接听 Ask for Abe Froman.
- 日安 - 我想找艾柏·弗洛曼 - Chez Quis, bonjour. - May I speak to Abe Froman,
- 芝加哥香肠大王 - 艾柏·弗洛曼？ - the sausage king of Chicago? - Abe Froman?
让我找找看 Let me check the restaurant.
您能描述一下他的外貌吗？ Could you describe him for me, please?
皮外套、白Ｔ、背心 Leather jacket, white T- shirt, sweater vest.
而且非常帅气 He's devastatingly handsome.
- 稍待一下 - 谢谢 - Hold on one moment. - Yes, thank you.
弗洛曼先生 我是芝加哥警局的彼得森警佐 Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police.
- 我很感激您的体谅 - 不客气 - I appreciate your understanding. - Don't think twice.
就是因为我们这些人的体谅... It's understanding that makes it possible
才能容忍你这种人的存在 for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
- 谢谢 - 何足挂齿 - Thank you. - Don't mention it.
请享受午餐 Enjoy your lunch.
宝贝，你真棒 Darling, you were wonderful.
卡麦隆，我的挚友 Cameron, dear friend,
你竟然觉得我们不会玩得开心 you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you.
也许是我反应过激了 Maybe I'm overreacting.
也许费利斯没那么混蛋 Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy.
毕竟我得到了车，而他只有电脑 After all, I got a car. He got a computer.
但... But still,
为什么他能随心所欲？ why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants?
为什么他做什么都那么顺利？ Why should everything work out for him?
他有什么特别的？ What makes him so goddamn special?
去死吧 Screw him.
我以为我们家是唯一的古怪家庭 I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it.
让我很困扰 That used to worry me.
直到我看到卡麦隆的家 Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned.
他的家庭真的很扭曲 His home life is really twisted.
难怪他总是生病，让他困扰 That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him.
他病了对他反而更好 He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick.
如果我住在他家，我也恨不得早点病倒 If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pray for disease, too.
他家就像博物馆 The place is like a museum.
很美，很冷 It's very beautiful and very cold
你不许碰任何东西 and you're not allowed to touch anything.
如果你是跟卡麦隆一样 Can you appreciate what it must have been like
从婴儿就住在那会怎么样呢？ for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby?
能把车开出来我也很惊讶 I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage.
我看过卡麦隆假装在开那台车 I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice.
这次的经验对他有好处 It's good for him.
让他能够直面自己的恐惧 It teaches him to deal with his fear.
而且，坦白说 Plus, and I must be honest here,
我爱开那台车，太有型了 I love driving it. It is so choice.
如果你们有办法 我强烈建议你们也找一台来开 If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
- 谢谢 - 是，先生 - Thank you. - Yes, sir.
薄荷糖 Mint.
嗨，珍妮，又是谁烦着你？ Well, hello, Jeanie. Who's bothering you now?
鲁尼先生在吗？ Is Mr. Rooney in?
他不在，我能帮忙吗？ No, I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you?
你帮不上忙的，他什么时候回来？ I seriously doubt it. When's he back?
不知道 I don't know.
他因为私人原因不在学校 He's left the school grounds on personal business.
什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
意思是说，这不关你的事，年轻人 I suppose it means it's personal and it's none of your business, young lady.
态度还真好 Nice attitude.
你不是有哈格尔太太的课吗？ Isn't Mrs. Hagel expecting you in consumer ed. class?
也许 Probably.
真讨厌 What a little asshole.
戴夫，你们要增高你们的广告预算 Dave, you've got to consider raising your advertising budget.
- 我们没这么多钱 - 戴夫 - We don't have the money. - Dave,
有付出才有收获，就这么简单 if you wanna sell, you have to spend. It's as simple as that.
芝加哥有四千家餐厅 Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area.
我偏偏选中我爸吃午餐的这间 I pick the one my father goes to.
- 我们这次死定了 - 不可能 - We're pinched, for sure. - No way, Cameron.
懦夫才会死，而勇者永存 Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
我们上 Let's go.
- 投降吧 - 决不 - Let's surrender. - Never.
戴夫，我好像在强人所难 Dave, I know it sounds like I'm beating a dead horse on this one.
但我告诉你，事情不是这样的 But I'm telling you, that that's not the case.
我们没钱，我们没... We don't have the money. We don't have the...
戴夫，你是聪明人 Dave, you're one of the brightest guys in this business.
你知道该如何登上顶峰 You know what it takes to push this over the top.
我们做大量的电视广告 We're gonna go heavy on TV
收音机广告和印刷品 and lighten up on the radio and the print. Okay?
- 你老板有钱的 - 到我办公室来 - He's got the money. - Look, come on back to my office.
- 我们好好谈... - 老板有钱的 - I'll lay out the entire... - He's got the money.
戴夫，我知道他有钱的，只是不肯出 Dave, we know you've got the money.
我们好好谈谈怎么花，就这样了 We just have to spend it. That's all, you bonehead.
布费利 Bueller.
Les jeux sont faits.（法文） 意思即是：游戏结束了 Les jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up.
你的屁股要开花了 Your ass is mine.
（一垒有人，无人出局） Runner at first base, nobody out.
（第五局的第一次安打） That's the first hit they've had since the fifth inning,
（球赛的第四次安打） only the fourth hit in the game.
（没好球两坏球） 0 and 2, the count.
（挥棒） There's a drive,
（左外野，偏了，界外球） left field, twisting, and into foul territory.
（我很惊讶这一局没乘胜追击） Boy, I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning.
（李·史密斯） Lee Smith.
- 比数如何？ - 零比零 - What's the score? - Nothing, nothing.
谁占优势？ Who's winning?
小熊队 The Bears.
（这一球反弹到全垒打墙） There's the ball, bunted foul back to the screen.
（不知道...） Boy, I don't know...
我的拇指好像断了 Think I broke my thumb.
打击者，打击者，打击者... 挥棒，打击者 Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. Come on.
打击者，打击者，打击者... 挥棒，打击者 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter.
打不到，打不到，打不到... 挥棒，打击者 He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter.
救救费利斯 Save Ferris.
卡麦隆 Hey, Cameron.
如果我们循规蹈矩的话 现在应在上体育课 Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
继续跑，继续跑 Keep moving, keep moving.
跟上来 You're up now.
快点，背打直，我们上 Come on, get the piano off that back. Let's go.
快点，快点 Come on, boys, let's go.
你们跑不完了，快跟上！ You'll never get out of here. Move!
快点 Come on, move!
我恨死他了 I hate him.
是谁？ Who is it?
我是艾德·鲁尼，我要和你谈谈 It's Ed Rooney, Ferris. I'd like to have a word with you.
对不起，我无法下楼应门 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.
我的身体很虚弱 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition,
我怕摔下楼梯，导致... I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself
缺课更久 to further school absences.
少来这套，快滚下来 Save it, Ferris. Come down here.
你可以在我爸妈的办公室找到他们 You can reach my parents at their places of business.
感谢你的来访 Thank you for stopping by.
也感谢你关心我的健康 I appreciate your concern for my well- being.
你不下来，我就不走，费利斯 I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
你有大麻烦了，混蛋！ You're in big trouble, buster!
快滚下来！ Get down here!
费利斯 Ferris.
费利斯 Ferris!
是谁？ Who is it?
你他妈的知道我是谁！ You know goddamn well who it is!
对不起，我无法下楼应门 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.
我的状况很虚弱 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition,
我怕摔下楼梯，导致... I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself
缺课更久 to further school absences.
你可以在我爸妈的办公室找到他们 You can reach my parents at their places of business.
感谢你的来访 Thank you for stopping by.
也感谢你关心我的健康 I appreciate your concern for my well- being.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
妈的 Damn it.
是烂泥 Oh, mud.
布费利，你个王八蛋 Bueller, you son of a bitch.
我的鞋 My shoe.
妈的 Damn it.
该死 Oh, shit.
不知道家里有没有人 Not sure about this family.
乖狗狗 Hi, doggie.
别动 Stay, boy.
不，别动，别动 No, no. Stay. Stay.
坐下 Sit. Sit.
别动 Heel. Stay.
现在通过评审台的 And passing the reviewing stand now,
是鼓号乐队 Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps.
德裔美国人联合编队 The United German- American Male and Female Caucus.
德裔美国人集团 The Empire German- Americans.
太晚了，兄弟，我们最好开车回去了 It's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home.
- 什么？ - 你要... - What? - What do you...
还有好几个小时才到六点 We have a few hours. We have until 6:00.
我知道你向来很有道理，但这可与我生死攸关 I'm sorry, I mean, I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass.
- 你觉得我不在乎？ - 你不在乎 - You think I don't care? - I know you don't care.
太伤人了，卡麦隆 Oh, that hurts, Cameron.
- 卡麦隆，你今天看到了什么？ - 没什么好的 - Cameron, what have you seen today? - Nothing good.
没什... Nothing...
没什么好的？这... Nothing good? This...
没什么好的？我们什么好东西都见过了！ What do you mean, "Nothing good"? We've seen everything good!
我们走遍了整座城市！ We've seen the whole city!
我们去了美术馆，看了无价的艺术品 We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art.
还吃了大餐 We ate pancreas.
看了...什么？ Saw... What?
怎么了？ What's wrong?
看那边 Look over there.
他在干嘛？ What's he doing?
他在舔着杯子 双手比着下流的手势 He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
什么？ What?
别这样！ Don't! Don't.
（社区充斥病态青少年）
他没离开，他大概在做别的事 He didn't leave. He's probably doing something.
他真的把我惹毛了 No, it really busts my hump, you know?
卡麦隆，他不会抛下我们的 Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything. He's here.
我确定他回学校了 For all we know, he went back to school.
他不可能回学校 He would not go back to school.
他一定会，他想害我不安 Yeah, he'd do it. He'd just do it just to make me sweat.
不会的啦，卡麦隆 No, he would not. Cameron, come on.
把我逼疯 Makes me mad.
各位女士先生，你们真是热情的观众 Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd.
我们将为各位表演歌曲 We'd like to play a little tune for you.
接下来这首是我的最爱 It's one of my personal favorites
我要将歌曲献给一位... and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man
认为今天没有看到好东西的男士 who doesn't think he's seen anything good today.
卡麦隆·富莱，这首献给你 Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
♫谢谢你，谢谢你宝贝♫ ♫Danke schoen darling danke schoen♫
- 费利斯，离开花车 - 你在干嘛？ - Ferris! Get off of the float! - What are you doing?
快下来！我不敢相信 ♫谢谢你给我带来♫ Get off the float! I can't believe you.♫Thank you for all the joy and pain♫
你怎么上去的？你疯了！ ♫快乐和悲伤♫ How'd you get up there? You're out of your mind!
♫照片上我们相见在第二个座位♫ ♫Picture show second balcony was the place we'd meet♫
♫各自结账时你也显得甜美动人♫ ♫Second seat go dutch treat you were sweet♫
♫谢谢你，亲爱的谢谢你♫ ♫Danke schoen darling danke schoen♫
♫别再说谎，莫再解释♫ ♫Save those lies darlin'don't explain♫
♫我想起秋天的中央公园♫ ♫I recall central park in fall♫
♫你怎样撕破自己的裙子... ♫How you tore your derss...♫
自从认识他以后，就发现他无事不顺 You know, as long as I've known him everything works for him.
没有什么他处理不了，我则什么也处理不了 There's nothing he can't handle. I can't handle anything.
学校、父母、未来 School, parents, the future...
费利斯无所不能 Ferris can do anything.
我不知道将来能干嘛 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- 上大学 - 是啊，但上大学做什么？ - College. - Yeah. But to do what?
你有什么兴趣吗？ What are you interested in?
没有 Nothing.
我也是 Me neither.
♫...尽管分道扬镳♫ ♫...shoen auf weidershein danke shoen♫
你疯了！ You're crazy!
你觉得费利斯以后会做什么？ What do you think Ferris is gonna do?
他会在金星的餐厅里炸薯条 He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus.
-♪一起摇摆起来吧♪ -♪一起摇摆吧♪ -♪Well shake it up baby now♪ -♪Shake it up baby♪
-♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪Twist and shout♪ -♪Twist and shout♪
-♪来吧来吧来吧来吧就是现在♪ -♪就是现在♪ -♪c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby now♪ -♪Come on baby♪
-♪现在就摇摆起来吧♪ -♪摇摆起来吧♪ -♪Come on and work it on out♪ -♪Work it on out♪
-♪宝贝摇摆起来吧♪ -♪摇摆起来吧♪ -♪Well work it on out honey♪ -♪work it on out♪
-♪你的模样如此动人♪ -♪多么闪耀♪ -♪You know you look so good♪ -♪look so good♪
-♪你现在让我疯狂♪ -♪如此疯狂♪ -♪You know you got me going now♪ -♪got me going♪
-♪就像你希望的那样♪ -♪愿望得满♪ -♪Just like I knew you would♪ -♪Like I knew you would♪
-♪一起摇摆起来吧♪ -♪一起摇摆吧♪ -♪Well shake it up baby now♪ -♪Shake it up baby♪
-♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪Twist and shout♪ -♪Twist and shout♪
-♪来吧来吧来吧来吧就是现在♪ -♪就是现在♪ -♪c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby now♪ -♪Come on baby♪
-♪现在就摇摆起来吧♪ -♪摇摆起来吧♪ -♪Come on and work it on out♪ -♪Work it on out♪
-♪摇摆起来吧女孩♪ -♪摇摆吧女孩♪ -♪You know you twist your little girl♪ -♪twist little girl♪
-♪你摇摆得如此美妙♪ -♪如此美妙♪ -♪You know you twist so fine♪ -♪Twist so fine♪
-♪来与我一起摇摆吧♪ -♪与我一起♪ -♪Come on and twist a little closer now♪ -♪Twist a little closer♪
-♪让我知道你属于我♪ -♪只属于我♪ -♪And let me know that you're mine♪ -♪Let me know you're mine♪
-♪宝贝一起摇摆吧♪ -♪一起摇摆吧♪ -♪Baby now shake it up baby♪ -♪Shake it up baby♪
-♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪旋转又呼喊♪ -♪Twist and shout♪ -♪Twist and shout♪
-♪来吧来吧来吧来吧就是现在♪ -♪就是现在♪ -♪c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby now♪ -♪Come on baby♪
-♪现在就摇摆起来吧♪ -♪摇摆起来吧♪ -♪Come on and work it on out♪ -♪Work it on out♪
-♪摇摆起来吧女孩♪ -♪摇摆吧女孩♪ -♪You know you twist your little girl♪ -♪twist little girl♪
-♪你摇摆得如此美妙♪ -♪如此美妙♪ -♪You know you twist so fine♪ -♪Twist so fine♪
-♪来与我一起摇摆吧♪ -♪与我一起♪ -♪Come on and twist a little closer now♪ -♪Twist a little closer♪
-♪让我知道你属于我♪ -♪只属于我♪ -♪And let me know that you're mine♪ -♪Let me know you're mine♪
-♪让我们一起一起一起摇摆吧♪ -♪一起摇摆♪ -♪Well shake it shake it shake it baby now♪ -♪shake it up baby♪
（祝你早日康复 英语科全体教职员敬上）
老天 Christ.
乖狗狗... Poochie, poochie, poochie.
小混蛋，看看艾德叔叔给你带了什么礼物 Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker.
天啊 Jeez.
（救救费利斯）
好好睡吧，乖狗狗 Sleep tight, pooch.
我就知道是这样！ I knew it!
她在哪？ Well, where is she?
我是她女儿 Look, this is her daughter.
你知道她在哪吗？ Well, do you know where she is?
她什么时候回来？ Do you know when she'll be back?
你还能知道什么？ Do you know anything?
费利斯 Ferris.
布费利 Bueller.
- 哈 - 呀 - Ha! - Ya!
你这个疯子，你完全疯了 You're psychotic. You are, man.
你他妈疯了，不敢相信你这么做 You're out of your goddamn mind. I can't believe you did that.
你竟然跑到他妈的游行花车上！ I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float!
好...不...等等... Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay.
"这首是我的最爱" "Yeah, yeah. This tune is one of my personal favorites."
你真是疯了 You're out of your mind.
那么多人看到你了 Do you realize how many people saw you?
- 你死定了 - 不会 - You're nailed. - No, no.
- 你绝对会被逮到 - 真的？ - You are. You're nailed. - You are.
谁会相信我在参加游行？ Who'd believe that I was in a parade? Who the hell am I?
要抓我的人都不会参加游行 Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade.
- 我妈就会 - 我又不担心你妈 - My mother would. - I'm not worried about your mother.
真快 That was so quick.
嗨 Hey.
看起来没问题 This looks okay to me, Cameron.
很好，走吧 Looks great, let's roll.
你的小费，干得好，谢谢 Here you go. Nice job. Thank you.
你真是慷慨了，欢迎再来 You're a very generous individual. Come back anytime.
- 好，小心座位 - 谢啦 - Right, okay. Watch the seat. - Thanks a lot.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 祝你们生活愉快 - 拜拜 - Have a good night. - Bye, you guys.
- 回见 - 回见 - Yeah, see you later. - Later.
我们一定要再来一次 Yeah, man, we gotta do this again.
听着，这不是报假案 Look, this... This is not a phony phone call.
有人闯入我家，男性、白人、可能持械 There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed,
长相怪异，就在厨房里 certainly weird, in my kitchen.
我...我姓布费利 Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller.
你希望我弟弟早点康复 It's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better,
我有危险，好吗？我很可爱 but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute.
还独自在家，而且我很爱惜自己的身体 I am very alone. And I'm very protective of my body.
不想受伤或被杀，好吗？ I do not want it violated, or killed, all right?
我需要帮助！ I need help!
你懂英语吗？ Speak- a de English?
白痴 Dickhead.
天啊 God.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
闯入我们家的那个人 Whoever's in the house is still in the house,
我已经报警了 I'd like you to know that I've just called the police.
如果你有脑子的话 So if you have any brains whatsoever,
你会快点滚出我家 you'll get your ass out of my house real quick.
顺便告诉你，我手上有枪 I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun
而且我有性病 and a scorching case of herpes.
等等...那是我的车！别拖走他！ Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it!
我的钥匙！ He got my keys!
混蛋！ You shithead!
我觉得很好，真的 I feel pretty good.
- 是吗？ - 我觉得真好 - Yeah? - I feel real good.
维修厂那些人很好，对吧？ Those guys... Those guys were nice, huh? At the garage.
我本来还有点担心 I was a little worried about them.
但结果一切都很好 Turned out good.
嘿 Hey.
- 卡麦隆？ - 什么事？ - Cameron? - Yeah?
我们开车出来的时候 里程数是多少？ How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?
126.3或4英里 One hundred and twenty- six and halfway between three and four- tenths.
干嘛问？ Why?
现在几英里了？ How many miles are on it now?
卡麦隆就在这时爆发了 Here's where Cameron goes berserk.
卡麦隆，没事吧？ Cameron. Are you okay? Cam?
卡麦隆，别闹了 Cameron, cut that out.
是谁？ Who is it?
对不起，我无法下楼应门 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.
我的状况很虚弱 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition,
我怕摔下楼梯，导致... I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself...
警察来了 God bless the police.
得救了，感谢上帝，谢谢... I'm saved. Oh, thank you, God. Thank you, thank you. You are the best.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
谢... Thank...
听说你重病 I heard that you were feeling ill.
头痛、发热又发冷 Headache, fever, and a chill.
我是来帮你驱逐病魔的 I came to help restore your pluck
因为我是护士... 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
这大概是真的 This may very well be for real.
他可能真的傻了 I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two.
他总是紧张兮兮的 He's always been a little keyed up.
我只是想让他放松一天 All I wanted to do was give him a good day.
再过几个月我们就毕业了 We're gonna graduate in a couple of months and then
到暑假时，我们都会去工作 we'll have the summer. He'll work and I'll work.
在周末和晚上见面 We'll see each other at night and on the weekends.
然后我们会分别去不同的大学 Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another.
基本上就这样 Basically that will be it.
丝隆是个大问题 Sloane's as big a problem.
她还有一年才毕业 She still has another year of high school.
我该怎么办？ How do I deal with that?
当我跟她求婚时，我是认真的 I was serious when I said I would marry her.
我确实想 I would.
卡麦隆 Cameron? Cam?
听得见吗？ Can you hear me?
卡麦隆 Cameron?
听见就眨眨眼 Blink if you understand me.
卡麦隆从没恋爱过 Cameron has never been in love.
从来没人爱上他 At least nobody's ever been in love with him.
如果如此下去，他会和第一个上床的女孩结婚 If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays.
而那女的会视他如粪土 And she's gonna treat him like shit
因为卡麦隆会将他作为人类 because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind
所有的一切都献出来 as the end- all, be- all of human existence.
她不会看得起他的 She won't respect him.
谁也不会尊重谄媚自己的人 'Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass.
不可能的 Just doesn't work.
费利斯，试试别的方法吧 Ferris. We better try something else.
没有用 This isn't working.
好一点了吗，卡麦隆？ You feeling any better, Cameron?
你要不要下来？很舒服的 Cam, why don't you come in here? It's really nice.
卡麦隆，我也很容易发疯 Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too.
没事的啦 It's okay.
迟早所有人都会发疯 Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo.
也许他真的有病 Maybe he's really sick.
而不是在折磨自己 Maybe he isn't just torturing himself.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
卡麦隆 Hey, Cameron.
卡麦隆，醒醒！ Cam. Cameron, wake up!
醒醒！醒醒！ Come on, wake up. Hey, wake up.
该死，卡麦隆，快醒醒！ Oh, shit, Cameron, come on. Cameron!
快醒醒！ Come on, wake up!
嘿 Hey.
搞什么？ What is that?
费利斯·布费利，你是我的英雄 Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
- 你在耍我嘛？ - 真令人感动，兄弟 - You're kidding? - Wow, that was pretty impressive, man.
贱人，王八蛋 You bitch. Oh, you son of a bitch.
来呀 Come on.
泰山来了 Tarzan.
席娜！ Sheena!
嗑药吗？ Drugs?
谢谢，但我不吸毒 Thank you, no. I'm straight.
我是说，你是因为嗑药被抓吗？ I meant, are you in here for drugs?
- 那你呢？ - 嗑药 - Why are you here? - Drugs.
我不知道我为什么在这里 I don't know why I'm here.
那你干嘛不回家？ Why don't you go home?
你干嘛不把大拇指塞进屁眼，少在这多管闲事？ Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
你的眼影太厚 You wear too much eye make- up.
我姐姐的也是 My sister wears too much.
别人都以为她是妓女 People think she's a whore.
你不想跟我谈谈你的问题吗？ You don't wanna talk about your problem?
- 你认真的？ - 当然 - With you? Are you serious? - I'm serious.
你去死吧 Blow yourself.
好吧，想知道问题出自哪里吗？ All right, you wanna know what's wrong?
我知道问题出自哪里 I know what's wrong.
但我想听你自己说出来 I just wanna hear you say it.
简单来说，我恨我弟 In a nutshell, I hate my brother.
- 怎么样？ - 挺酷的 - How's that? - That's cool.
所以，你把他干掉了？ Did you blow him away or something?
还没 No, not yet.
我回家想确认那小子 See, I went home to confirm that the shithead
是不是逃学，但我一到家 was ditching school and when I was there,
有人闯入我家 a guy broke into the house.
我就报警，警察却以为我报假案抓我 I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call.
你弟弟逃学和你有什么关系呢？ What do you care if your brother ditches school?
大家都在上学？ Why should he get to ditch, when everybody else has to go?
- 你自己也可以逃学 - 是啊，我会被逮住的 - You could ditch. - Yeah, I'd get caught.
我懂了 I see.
所以你的愤怒是因为他逃学又没被发现？ So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?
- 算是吧 - 算是 - Basically. - Basically.
那问题就出自于你自己 Then your problem is you.
- 你说什么？ - 放轻松点 - Excuse me? - Excuse you.
你应该多花些时间在自己身上 You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself
而不是关注于你的弟弟 a little less time worrying about what your brother does.
这是我的浅见 That's just an opinion.
- 你是心理医生吗？ - 不 - What are you, a psychiatrist? - No.
那就把浅见留给你自己吧 Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?
你总要找个人谈一谈 There's somebody you should talk to.
如果你再提到"费利斯·布费利" 我就打爆你的蛋蛋 If you say "Ferris Bueller," you lose a testicle.
你认识他？ Oh, you know him?
我总是不断地 You know, that whole time I was just thinking things over.
就像是...灵媒一样 I was, like... I was, like, meditating.
我看到了自己的内心 Then I sort of watched myself from inside.
才发现一切是多么荒谬 I realized it was ridiculous
害怕、担心所有的事物 being afraid, worrying about everything,
希望自己死了，我受够了这一切 wishing I was dead. All that shit. I'm tired of it.
这是我生命中最美好的一天 It's the best day of my life.
明年我将会怀念你们 I'm gonna miss you guys next year.
卡麦隆，问你个问题 Cameron? Can I ask you a question?
问吧 Yeah.
刚刚你偷看我换衣服了？ Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi?
有吗？ Did you?
你偷看了？ You saw me?
我还以为你当时傻了 I thought you were catatonic.
没关系 That's okay.
我不觉得尴尬 I'm not embarrassed.
我还是去看下法拉利吧 I better check on the car.
费利斯！ Hey, Ferris!
怎样？ Yeah?
没有复原 The miles aren't coming off.
里程数没有因为倒车复原 The miles aren't coming off going in reverse.
这下问题大了 Well, I thought that might be a problem.
我们得拆开里程表，手动转回来 Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand.
不用了，算了 No. Forget it.
算了 Forget it.
我要勇敢站起来 I gotta take a stand.
我是窝囊废 I'm bullshit.
我什么也忍受 I put up with everything.
被我老头操纵着 My old man pushes me around.
不能做任何事情！ I never say anything!
有问题的不是他，是我 Well, he's not the problem. I'm the problem.
我要站起来 I gotta take a stand.
我要站起来反抗他 I gotta take a stand against him.
我不会坐以待毙 I am not gonna sit on my ass
我要掌控自己的人生 as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.
我要站起来 I'm gonna take a stand.
我要捍卫自己 I'm gonna defend it.
不论对错，我都要捍卫自己 Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it.
我受够了这废铁！ I'm so sick of his shit!
我再也受不了他，我恨透了这台车 I can't stand him, and I hate this goddamn car.
你爱谁？你到底爱谁？ 你爱上了一台车 Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car.
你个死杂种 You son of a bitch.
妈的 Shit.
我踹出凹洞了 I dented the shit out of it.
好极了 Good.
我爸回家会见到这一切，我不要隐藏了 My father will come home, he'll see what I did. I can't hide this.
他会看到我做了什么，他会修理我 He'll come home, he'll see what I did. He'll have to deal with me.
我无所谓，真的 I don't care, I really don't.
我受够了担惊受怕 I'm just tired of being afraid.
下地狱去吧 Hell with him.
我等不及想看到那个王八蛋的脸色 I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face.
我干了什么？ What'd I do?
- 我到底干了什么？ - 你把车子变成废铁 - What'd I do? - You killed the car.
哇喔 Whoa.
真是该死 Holy shit.
卡麦隆，这是我的错 Cameron, it's my fault.
我来承担责任 I'll take the heat for it.
等到你爸回来 We'll wait for your father to come home
当他看到这一切，我来承担 and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it.
反正他一直讨厌我 He hates me anyway.
不，让我负责任 No. I'll take it.
不，我来负责任 No, I'll take it.
不，这次可非同小可 No. No, you don't want this much heat.
我来吧，如果我害怕负责 I want it. If I didn't want it,
就不会让你把车开走 I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning.
是我逼你把车开走的 I made you take the car this morning.
我大可以阻止你 I could've stopped you.
费利斯·布费利有可能被阻止的，对吧？ It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know?
不了，我来承担，就这样吧 No, I want it. I'm gonna take it. That's it.
当摩根回来后 When Morris comes home,
我们会好好谈谈 he and I'll just have a little chat.
很好 It's cool.
不，真是好极了 No, it's gonna be good.
谢谢你 Thanks anyway.
我很震惊 This is a shock to me.
首先，我不知道她为什么没上学 I mean, first of all, I don't know why she wasn't in school.
其次，我不敢相信 And second of all, I just can't believe
她编了一个有人入侵的故事 she came to you with this story about an intruder.
不管怎么说，她都受了很大的惊吓 Well, for whatever reason she did it, I think she's had a pretty good scare.
很感谢你通知我 Well, I really appreciate your calling me. Really.
我向你保证，回家后 I can assure you that her father and I are going
我们会和她好好谈谈的 to have a long talk with her when we get home.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
对了，希望你的儿子好一点了 Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better.
什么？ I beg your pardon?
请转告他，局里的所有同仁都在为他打气 Tell him all the guys at the station here are pulling for him.
好的 Oh, right.
- 嗨 - 别对我嗨，小姐 - Hi. - Don't "hi" me, young lady.
- 我像立即离开这里 - 好的 - I wanna get out of here, now, all right? - Okay.
就是现在，赶紧走 No, now. Let's get out of here.
- 好 - 好吗？ - Okay. - Okay?
- 是 - 快点 - Yes. - Now.
好 Fine.
好 Okay.
- 她有点神经过敏 - 是啊 - She's a little hyper. - Yeah.
别因为那些话毁了这一切，好吗？ Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, all right? Okay?
你还没告诉我你的名字 You didn't tell me your name.
我叫珍，很多人都叫我肖娜 Well, it's Jean, but, a lot of guys call me Shauna.
好的，珍 Okay, Jean.
酷 Cool.
好极了 That's great.
回头见 I'll see you, okay?
耶 Yeah.
珍妮，快点 Jeanie, now!
- 快走！ - 来了！ - Now! - Okay!
我今天很开心 I had a great time today.
是啊，真的很棒 Yeah. It was pretty cool.
你...你觉得卡麦隆没事吧？ Do you... Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay?
没事的 Oh, yeah.
他不会有事的 Yeah, sure. For the first time in his life.
一生以来第一次没有事 He's gonna be just fine.
今天起床时，你有想过会做什么吗？ You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn't you?
我？不知道 Me? No.
糟了，我该走了 Oh, shit. I have to go.
- 晚上再打给你 - 好 - I'll call you tonight. - Okay.
- 我爱你！ - 我也爱你！ - I love you! - I love you, too!
他将与我结婚 He's gonna marry me.
你能体会工作到一半 Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work
去警察局领回女儿的感受吗？ to pick up your daughter at the police station?
不能 No, not really.
我只能暂停交易 Well, on top of everything else,
本来我快要拿到佣金 I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people.
对不起 I'm sorry.
去实现承诺帮你弟弟买台车 I was gonna take my commission and buy Ferris a car.
珍妮，你到底在干嘛？ 你想害死我们吗？ Jeanie, what the hell are you doing? You trying to kill us?
看这一团乱 God, look at this mess.
文件到处都是，顺序都乱了 Paper all over the place. I'll never get this back in order.
珍妮！ Jeanie!
- 快点慢下来！ - 你大吼大叫我没法开车！ - Slow down! Now! Now! - I can't drive when you're yelling at me!
别吼了！ Stop it!
- 你好，我叫费利斯·布费利 - 嗨 - Hi, how you doing? Ferris Bueller. - Hi.
- 别起来 - 嘿 - No, don't get up. - Hey.
很香 Smells delicious.
- 晚餐好了 - 什么？ - Dinner's ready. - What?
那是谁？ Who's that?
- 怎么了？ - 诸事不顺 - What's wrong? - Everything.
我刚去警察局领回珍妮 I just picked up Jeanie at the police station.
然后她又接了一张超速罚单 She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket
还因为她失去了一个客户 and I lost the Vermont deal because of her.
我们应该教训她 I think we should shoot her.
在找这个吗？ Looking for this?
我逮到你了，费利斯 I got you, Ferris.
- 我们去看看儿子吧 - 好啊 - How's Ferris? Let's go check on him. - Okay, honey. Yeah.
今天过得如何？ How was your day?
我一直梦想有这么一天 I have dreamed about this.
而这次，你该死的小鬼 This time, goddamn, you little bastard,
终于栽在我的手上 I've got you right where I want you.
儿子，我们回来了 Ferris, we're home.
所以 So,
你觉得再留级一年是什么滋味？ how would you feel about another year of high school?
在我的严格监督下 Under my close personal supervision.
嗨 Hi.
幸亏你没事，我们担心死了 Thank God you're all right. You know, we've been worried sick about you.
鲁尼先生，谢谢你送他回来 Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home.
你还不快上楼休息 Now I want you to go upstairs and get in bed.
快去！ Scoot!
他病得这么重 Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris
竟然还想从医院走回来？ trying to walk home from the hospital?
傻小子 Oh, kids.
对了，鲁尼先生 你的钱包掉在厨房了 By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor.
乖儿子 Honey.
- 他还是有点发烧 - 有没有好一点？ - He's still awfully warm. - How do you feel?
好多了 150% better. Thank you.
拜托 Please,
我不想在家休养了，我要上学 don't make me stay home again. I wanna go to school.
我六月就要毕业，而且... I have to graduate in June. And I want...
儿子，你病了 Ferris, you're sick.
别勉强自己，弄坏身体 Now don't go pushing it and making yourself worse.
- 也许你说得对，爸 - 我当然对了 - Maybe you're right, Dad. - I know I'm right, pal.
你为什么这么惹人怜爱？ How'd you get to be so sweet?
多年的练习 Years of practice.
毛毯 Blanket.
快些休息 Get well.
来吧 Come on.
我下楼准备一下，然后送碗热汤上来，好吗？ Listen, I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay?
好吧 Yup.
我之前已说过，并会再说一遍 I said it before and I'll say it again.
人生匆匆 Life moves pretty fast.
如果若你不偶尔停下来四处看看，会错过很多 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
四年来我一直盯着这小子 Four years of chasing this kid.
四年来都在被他戏耍 Four years he has been making a fool of me.
鲁尼先生，怎么回事？ Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on?
和人打架啦？ Did you get in a fight?
载你一程？ Want a lift?
你一定没闻过校车的味道 I bet you never smelled a real school bus before.
吃小熊软糖嘛 Gummy Bear?
一直放在我的口袋里，又热又软 They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft.
（鲁尼去吃屎）
（救救费利斯）
你们还在？ You're still here?
故事完了 It's over.
回家吧 Go home.
去吧 Go.